TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me @ Be Happy

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去看Vinta的BLOG，心情會很好，好到不行
他真的是位很逗趣的傢伙

-----以下歌詞來自HIX----

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
每個人的經驗都比我多
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
每個人的經驗都比我多
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
每個人的經驗都比我多
Does anyone else get that feeling?
有人跟我一樣少嗎？
Teenagers naked,
年輕人都裸著,
Couple and threes
不論是3P或是2P都有人搞
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
連阿婆阿公們都在樓上亂搞

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
每個人的經驗都比我多
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
每個人的經驗都比我多

Corporate capers and office amore.
公司裡裡外外搞的男女關係
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
不論是室外室內都人有亂搞
Resist and then later your find out there's more
拒絕跟他們混在一起之後，才發現沒有機會了
Regret in not doing the sin.
我後悔當初不參與這種壞事

Our lives have to die
總有一天我們會死
Of that there's no help
這是無法避免的事情
My favourite way to end them
我最想要死的方法
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
跟某種蜘蛛一樣
Enters the female pudendum.
把它的副肢塞入母蜘蛛的性器官裡

Then dies on the spot
然後就直接掛掉
His corpse there still stuck,
它的屍體就塞在那
Left for his rivals to curse at.
讓後面的情敵們詛咒個半死

He would rather die than not get to fuck
它寧願死也不願沒幹過
Personally I reckon it's worth it.
就我而言，這很值得

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
每個人的經驗都比我多
Does anyone else get that feeling?
有人跟我一樣少嗎?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
每個人的經驗都比我多
Does everybody else get that feeling?
有人跟我一樣少嗎?
(中間多次Does Everyone)
Does everyone think...